Live Life to the Fullest

I finally am!

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Kids at my school:
I like to smoke weed and get high and I also like to smoke cigarettes.
Me:
Sometimes when it's cold, I like to breathe really heavy and pretend i'm a dragon.

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Wedding

Did I mention that due to the timing of the liver transplant, both my mother and father-in-law will not be at my wedding… AND my grandparents wont be at my wedding because my grandmother would have to take the entire weekend off for that, but she has no problem taking weeks off for her face lift!?!?

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